The Washington Post Sunday Magazine has a little section where they ask readers to send in their experiences. They asked for true tales of being mistaken for someone else. Here is what I wrote in (we'll see if they take it):
The Other Roger Stone
I happen to share my name with one of the more notorious (at least among my circle) Republican operatives. This has been particularly dicey because I am a Democratic consultant and have a listed number and he has tended not to, so I get his calls.
I first became aware of this when my phone rang at about 4:30 a.m. one morning in 1987.
“This is mmmmm, we met at the Kemp Fundraiser.”
“You heard that Congressman McKinney died.”
Then the caller’s words came tumbling out. “Roger, I need your help. The Democrat is a nightmare, and no one else is conservative enough. We need State Senator XXXX to make the run. I want to go up to him at the funeral and say we have $200,000 lined up. I can’t raise that kind of money. I need your contacts. I need 100 people you can call and will do a $1,000 from them and a $1,000 from the wife. Can you help me?”
“You know there is more than one Roger Stone in DC.”
“I work for Senator Conrad, Democrat from North Dakota.”
“Oh Sh-t. They are going to be laughing at me in cloakroom tomorrow. You’re not going to go to the press with this?”
We got a good story in the Hartford Courant with the unfortunate headline: “Leaving the Wrong Stone Unturned.”
Roger Alan Stone is CEO of Advocacy, Inc. a pioneering political internet services and consulting firm.